The Leplep Experience

Ninja Tips sa Pagtakas sa Bahay

1.) Huwag mag madali. Pagaralan mabuti ang kilos ng mga kasama sa bahay.

2.) Magkulong sa kwarto ng 2-3 hours. Iisipin ng mga kasama mo sa bahay na tulog ka na. Kapag hindi na sila nakafocus sayo, magplano ng dadaanan palabas ng bahay.

3.) Kung meron kayong pet dog, itali muna ito dahil may posibilidad na ito ay maging delay sa iyong pagtakas. Lalo na pag mahal ka niya.

4.) Lagyan ng grasa ang mga pintong maingay. Lalo na ang mga gate. Kung hindi maiwasan ang ingay nito, tiyempuhan ang pagdaan ng trike o ng maingay na sasakyan.

5.) Itodo ang power ng mga electric fan. Bakit? Dahil ito ang magsisilbing ingay na magcocover sa sound ng footsteps mo.

6.) Bago tumakas isipin mabuti kung dala mo na lahat ng iyong kailangan. Hindi option ang bumalik ng bahay kapag nakalabas na. Pero kung kailangan talaga ang bagay na naiwan tulad ng wallet, tumawag sa iyong kapatid at sabihing dalin ito sa kanto ng inyong street.

7.) Tulad ng mga ninja, magsuot ng mga dark na damit. Makakatulong ito lalo na kung malabo na ang mata ng iyong mga magulang.

8.) Huwag kang tatakbo. Ang pagtakbo ay gumagawa ng maraming ingay. Maglakad ng dahan dahan palabas. Gumapang ka kung maaari.

9.) Magtext sa mga kaibigan na wag kang tawagan sa bahay niyo. Dahil pag may tumawag, hahanapin ka sa bahay at malalamang ninja ka pala.

10.) I-silent ang cellphone. Nuff said.

Sure ball to Hell.

Last night, my mom asked me to read a book she bought last week about someone who dreamed about heaven and God. I read some parts of it. According to the writer, when she was 15-16 years old, she dreamed about God and heaven. She said God was talking to her and gave her a tour of heaven and hell. The writer described heaven as a very beautiful place just like it was in the bible and the movies.  There’s a very huge gate in the entrance and lots of flowers and lots of trees. People were happy and they were wearing gowns and suits. Err. Cant remember if it was a tux or a suit. But whatever. Let’s just say that people in heaven were wearing beautiful clothes like kings and queens. As for hell, according to “Choo Thomas” it was again like in the bible and the movies. People were running around. Screaming. Suffering. They were all “bald” and in pain. Lava everywhere. Burnt skin heals and burns again.

You dont believe in God = Hell

You dont have any idea there was a God = Hell

So if ever you grew up in the wilds far away from the modern civilization then you’re f*cked up. Okay, on with the story.

This dream of hers happened like 7 times or so. Every other dream has a new episode. Just like a TV series, yes. In the last episode, God told her that He is giving her a mission. God wants her to tell all the people in the world what she saw in her dreams. That God, heaven and hell is real.

Hm. So here’s the catch. I’m pretty disturbed about the fact that even if you grew up in the mountains far away from civilization and you didn’t knew about God because all you knew was you were born to kill boars, make babies, run around naked, etc. etc. and you still go to hell. It’s like you were made to go to hell. Well in my opinion, its unfair. You can’t blame yourself for that. How the hell would you know about it if the people who knows about it doesn’t know that people like you exist? Just think bout it.

Another thing that I found disturbing was that the book was an “international bestseller”. Do you feel me? God gave you a mission not a business. But I may be wrong. Maybe the money earned selling the book was given to charities. But still. If you really want to spread the word of God you don’t have to sell it. It’s like you’re selling God. But that’s just my opinion. Ive got nothing against the writer and God. I even go to church every Sunday and pray for the better good of mankind. So, yeah. Just a cent. Kthxbye.

PS: Sometimes being bored makes me productive. Or maybe not?